Oldest Child. Unpaid Family Manager Since 1974 T-Shirt

You were the experiment. The trailblazer. The one who broke every new rule so the younger ones never had to.

The Oldest Child tee owns what you've always known — you've been running this family since before you could spell "manager." Megaphone in hand, schedule on the wall, keys to the house. Somebody had to do it.

• Bold, chaotic-fun design with megaphone, family org chart & schedule
• Unisex relaxed fit — for the one who holds it all together
• Premium DTF print, soft to the touch
• Sizes S–2XL

Care Instructions

• Wash Inside Out
• Cold Water Only
• Mild Detergent
• Tumble Dry Low or Air Dry
• Do Not Iron Direct on Design
• Do Not Dry Clean